For most of the year I managed to see a lot of new movies in the theater, so this list will involve more titles actually released in the past twelve months than previous tops & bottoms...not entirely current, but close. Pretty close.
The Yes & The Wow!
(in no particular order)
Deadpool
Is it spectacularly mind-blowing and life-altering? Nah, but it does perfectly represent the character and tone of the comic in the most fun and entertaining way any fan could have hoped for. Always good to see a movie that wants to be something more than it wants to do something...if that makes sense. And for a movie this violent and deservedly R-rated, it doesn’t revel in its filthiness -- it just feels right.
Sausage Party
Speaking of filthiness, here’s a movie crammed full of it but not flaunting it without purpose. I didn’t even consider this group of comedic talents to have the ability to produce such thoughtful commentary on international relations, race, religion, and consumerism while also being so hilariously vulgar. They take the gags insanely far, yet never cross the line. Plus -- some great parody bits.
The Nice Guys
If you like anything Shane Black has ever done, you’ll probably like this. If you specifically appreciate Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, you really ought to like this. It isn’t quite as splendid as that earlier, brilliant film, but has the same offbeat sensibility, and this cast knows exactly how to make it work. An under-seen, entertaining, guiltless pleasure.
Captain America: Civil War
Yes, it really is that good. It balances so many characters, and so many points of view, without sacrificing drama or humor or any of their established attributes, and it adds new heroes soon to get their own movies...this is how you do that, Warner Bros; pay attention. It's just good solid entertainment, even without Hulk or Thor. Great action, strong acting, and a major set piece that feels like part of the larger story instead of the sole reason to make the movie. Good job, Marvel. Keep it going!
Finding Dory
For the first time since either of the Toy Story sequels, Pixar creates a follow-up which further develops the characters while building on the world already established. It’s funny and touching and somehow hits that sweet spot of precisely the right combination of ridiculous & heartwarming. Perhaps not every little moment is supremely perfect, but so much of it is so beautiful that it’s all worth it.
Shaun The Sheep Movie
With splendid stop-motion, impeccable comic timing, a big big heart, and no dialogue at all, this was the best animated film of 2015. Inside Out is indeed amazingly inventive and looks fantastic, but Shaun has a more cohesive story and a more accessible emotional truth. Funny, heartwarming, and great fun for all ages. Truly, truly, wonderful.
Honorable Mention
Star Trek Beyond
I thought the first two of this current cinematic series were dull and over-serious, but this one finally figured it out...which may have something to do with co-star/excellent writer/nerd extraordinaire Simon Pegg being heavily involved in the script. However it happened, it’s a fun sci-fi action movie that wants to entertain.
Zootopia
Disney made this? Their computer animation is usually so cajoling and condescending, but this manages to be smart & funny & cute & visually impressive. It is, unfortunately, often predictable, its subtext too plainly stated, and occasionally ruins its own gags by pointing directly at the humor and saying “See? That was the joke.” But it’s a good solid effort (finally) and I enjoyed it.
The Peanuts Movie
This one may not have a lot going on story-wise, but they’ve re-created and re-produced the tone and feel of the old Peanuts animations so faithfully and magnificently that only the most heartless cynic would call it a useless nostalgic cash-grab. Most kid-oriented remakes are exactly that (Smurfs, I’m looking at you), but this was truly made with love, and made effectively well.
The Walk
A well-told story making great use of its visual medium, dedicating half its runtime to the main event of the actual Walk. Missed it in the theater? So did I, but the blu-ray is dizzying and fascinating enough. I won’t lie, it ain’t perfect, it does have an unnecessary framing device with uninteresting narration, but like I said, it’s about the visual storytelling and that totally works.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War
Seems odd to make a sequel to a Snow White movie without Snow White, but placing Chris Hemsworth in the lead while adding the excellent Emily Blunt and solid Jessica Chastain to the always awesome Charlize Theron...well, I won’t say it can’t go wrong, because it could, but it didn’t. Even the strange story structure doesn’t detract from how good everyone is in this satisfying cinematic fantasy.
Hunt For The Wilderpeople
On the hunt again...okay not really but this New Zealand film from Taika Waititi, co-writer/director of last year’s favorite What We Do In The Shadows, puts together a jocular yet poignant look at growing up and getting older while generally trying to enjoy life while you can. Plus it’s good to hear Sam Neill give full use to his natural accent for once.
In The Heart Of The Sea
Hemsworth returns! And Ron Howard stops being a horrible hack long enough to get back to what made him a good director once upon a time: letting a good story speak for itself. This one kinda slipped under the theatrical radar, but it’s a good solid adventure and an engaging spectacle. Definitely worth checking out.
The No & The How?
I saw a lot of movies this year which weren’t good, but didn’t make me hate them for existing. They are, of course, the Dishonorable Mentions. Here’s a short and alphabetical list of a few of those substantially lousy but not horrendously awful:
The 5th Wave
If they’d just worked (a lot) harder to make an intelligent movie instead of trying to be the new Twilight (ugh), it could have been okay.
Alice Through The Looking Glass
A dumbed-down, insipid, joyless, lifeless contractual obligation for everyone involved (except Tim Burton who used to know better but now not so much).
Bad Moms
I’m glad such a movie about women exists and makes money; sadly this one is tremendously & thoroughly awful in all aspects.
The Boy
If you’ve seen any modern decently-produced horror movie, you’ve seen this collection of well-worn tropes and tricks.
Morgan
Poorly directed and predictable, not much going on with story and character.
Storks
Noisy, obnoxious, ridiculous, flimsy, and stuffed with filler to reach feature length.
Triple 9
Good actors playing stupid characters in a pointless, plotless, clichéd mess.
.....
Notice how none of those were worth more than a single sentence of appraisal? Yeah. Not much to see here, please move along now.
Thus, the worst of the woeful, in descending order of disappointedness:
Hail, Caesar!
I was so psyched for this when I saw the trailer: a Coen brothers movie about making movies during Hollywood’s heyday? Plus their usual mix of humor, intrigue, and colorful characters? How awesome would that have been? Instead we got a hodgepodge of meaningless plot points mushed into a variety of vignettes which, on their own, carry a strong Coen flavor, but do not a narrative make. This is nothing but a crummy collection of cameos and unrelated sequences adding up to far less than the sum of their parts. What a waste of a great concept.
Krampus
Another movie with a good cast and the potential to mix genres in a compelling way, yet failing to create more than the barest semblance of an entertaining, dramatic storyline. It’s too silly to be scary, too intent on trying to be horror to be taken seriously, and too lacking in logic or believable conflict to not roll eyes at. It’s slow, it’s stupid, and worst of all, it thinks it’s clever and intense. Spare me.
Pete’s Dragon
Can’t say expectations were high, but I did at least appreciate the intention of the adaptation, especially considering the strangeness of the original. Given that initial impression, however, I was disappointed in the execution here resulting in a sappy, simplistic, muddled melodramatic mess. It’s an awkwardly directed, poorly motivated, wholly uninteresting pile of cinematic slop. Plus the dragon looks and acts like a big green dog. And that’s just dumb.
The Secret Life Of Pets
I knew from the trailer this would be weak in the story department, and heavy on the silliness that only really young children can enjoy without more refined cognitive stimuli to go with it, but what I didn’t expect was how insanely violent and dull it is...yes, violent and dull at the same time. Over and over again, just waiting for these expensive-to-animate characters to stop beating and threatening each other so they could get on with the plot they so clearly ripped off from (and have done a disservice to) Toy Story. Even a lighthearted “kids” movie needs a proper dramaturgical progression, okay? Not just a bunch of dopey gags strung together.
Minions
Speaking of dopey gags and violence...again with what I knew going into this: the Minions work as comic side characters, but can’t carry their own storyline. They're goofy little goons, cute & charming in smaller moments, but (unsurprisingly) unendurably grating at feature length, especially in a nearly plotless narrative. What is funny about this movie is how it seems to try to prove, rather than disprove, that Minions fail as protagonists -- because every twenty minutes or so they take the overall story in a completely new direction, and a poorly paced one at that. Aimlessness aside, much of this horrendous rubbish is wildly inappropriate for kids, as many of the “jokes” are innuendo of some sort or involve people getting killed. Yes, killed. The Minions movie has a body count. How hilarious. Plus let’s not forget the abundant, annoying, and inane 3D gags, WAY too many already-overused songs from the era...yeah this is set in the 60’s for no discernibly necessary reason, aside from being a prequel, but even that doesn’t explain it...this loathsome junk is just utterly, utterly hateful. So I hate it. More than anything else I saw this year, I want this movie to burn and die.
The Boss
Some friends wanted to see this, because they didn’t know any better from the ads it would not be good, and even though I did know better I joined them, because Melissa McCarthy is talented, but just can’t seem to make a decent movie...and this is no exception. It’s nothing but weak storytelling, no real character development, multiple pointless fight sequences...and worst of all, it is just plain not funny...like, not even a little. I didn’t laugh once. Even my silly friends who at first didn’t know better barely let out a chuckle. It’s a darn shame.
.....
So that’s the year. Not a lot that's seriously impressive, but plenty of decent material to keep my faith in filmmakers who are putting it out there.
As for the rest of you boorish bunkum builders: get it together or give it up! I’ve had enough of your execrable excretions.
