Tuesday, May 29, 2007

20 Things I Learned From 90's Movies

The cinematic sources for these statements are pretty easy to guess, for the most part; at least I think so. I even put them in chronological order, more or less. Stumped? Let me know.

You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

You are what you do.

You can't leave the desk like that!

We covet what we see every day.

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

It's all about the information.

Life finds a way.

Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath.

There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away.

Title does not dictate behavior.

Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.

Life has its little bonuses.

Rockets explode!

Plants don't talk.

Don't fold the maps.

The pen is blue.

Mathematics is the only truly universal language.

Gripes go up.

One of the drawbacks to being intangible is that you have no say in the editorial process.

The things you own end up owning you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it sad the only ones I recognized were Disney animations?

Mr. Literal said...

Yes, because only one is actually from a Disney movie.